1 00:00:01,530 --> 00:00:04,070 Gunshot wound to the left side. It's supposed to have missed the heart, but 2 00:00:04,070 --> 00:00:05,410 shredded the lung. BP dropping. 3 00:00:05,630 --> 00:00:09,230 He's hypoxic to 70. He must have nicked a vessel. Got to find the bleeder. Prep 4 00:00:09,230 --> 00:00:10,129 for thoracotomy. 5 00:00:10,130 --> 00:00:11,850 On my count. Three, two, one. 6 00:00:12,630 --> 00:00:14,390 Three units of Oneg. Scalpel. 7 00:00:15,290 --> 00:00:18,330 A career in medicine can take you down many different paths. 8 00:00:18,590 --> 00:00:19,590 Spreader. 9 00:00:20,070 --> 00:00:22,650 If you're lucky, you end up where you're supposed to be. 10 00:00:23,150 --> 00:00:24,150 Found it. Clap. 11 00:00:26,870 --> 00:00:27,870 Clapping. 12 00:00:29,550 --> 00:00:30,550 BP rising. 13 00:00:31,100 --> 00:00:32,100 Great save, J .D. 14 00:00:32,780 --> 00:00:33,860 Great. Let's get in the water, guys. 15 00:00:37,680 --> 00:00:40,300 Stop it. Stop it. 16 00:00:42,480 --> 00:00:44,920 You guys are crazy. Stop it. 17 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:47,000 Dr. 18 00:00:48,080 --> 00:00:49,840 Dorian? Yeah? Will you find my tattoo? 19 00:00:50,080 --> 00:00:51,080 Sure. 20 00:00:51,560 --> 00:00:52,940 That was a good hair day. 21 00:00:54,520 --> 00:00:55,640 Good job, man. 22 00:00:56,140 --> 00:00:57,360 Glad you're feeling better. 23 00:01:07,200 --> 00:01:08,340 Do I need stitches? 24 00:01:08,680 --> 00:01:13,000 Sure, being a concierge doctor isn't non -stop excitement, but I have more time 25 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:16,620 to see my kids. No, Frank, for cuts this small, we just use a little dab of 26 00:01:16,620 --> 00:01:20,520 glue. Fantastic job keeping your food journal, Lisa. I just didn't expect to 27 00:01:20,520 --> 00:01:22,980 the word smash burger on every page. 28 00:01:23,280 --> 00:01:24,880 It's really been a full four hours? 29 00:01:25,140 --> 00:01:29,120 We gotta get that thing down, Reggie. And making house calls for the upper 30 00:01:29,120 --> 00:01:31,500 sure pays well. I'm more concerned with how it's leaning. 31 00:01:32,060 --> 00:01:33,680 Yep, this was my life now. 32 00:01:34,810 --> 00:01:37,450 That's why it felt so weird to be back at Sacred Heart. 33 00:01:38,330 --> 00:01:41,990 I live an hour away, but one of my patients collapsed at her grandson's 34 00:01:41,990 --> 00:01:43,490 tournament nearby and got admitted. 35 00:01:43,830 --> 00:01:44,930 So here I am. 36 00:01:47,670 --> 00:01:49,430 Okay, listen up, people, listen up. 37 00:01:49,830 --> 00:01:51,150 That means you, neck brace. 38 00:01:51,839 --> 00:01:55,460 Some things never change. This hospital is called Black's, which means we are at 39 00:01:55,460 --> 00:01:59,740 capacity. So unless you got a baby's head peeking out from between your legs, 40 00:01:59,740 --> 00:02:03,340 not ask me how much longer. How much longer, mamacita? 41 00:02:03,600 --> 00:02:04,600 I'll mess you up. 42 00:02:04,960 --> 00:02:06,540 Oh, my God, Bambi! 43 00:02:08,039 --> 00:02:09,039 What the hell? 44 00:02:10,180 --> 00:02:11,620 Does Turk know you're here? 45 00:02:11,940 --> 00:02:12,940 He has no idea. 46 00:02:27,430 --> 00:02:28,430 Ready to receive. 47 00:02:31,490 --> 00:02:32,490 Eagle! 48 00:02:33,630 --> 00:02:34,630 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 49 00:02:35,630 --> 00:02:36,630 It's your sciatica. 50 00:02:36,830 --> 00:02:38,110 Engage your core, Seabear. 51 00:02:38,470 --> 00:02:40,730 I'm going down. Roll up. I'm going down. 52 00:02:42,110 --> 00:02:48,730 I think it might be time to retire, Eagle. She's right, J .D. It's time. 53 00:02:48,730 --> 00:02:49,730 it. Okay. 54 00:02:50,410 --> 00:02:51,410 Time of death. 55 00:02:52,510 --> 00:02:54,590 You know, I actually can't see that without my glasses. 56 00:02:56,200 --> 00:03:00,720 I can't do this all on my own. No, I know. 57 00:03:01,260 --> 00:03:02,300 I'm no Superman. 58 00:03:06,420 --> 00:03:07,480 I'm no Superman. 59 00:03:10,280 --> 00:03:14,300 So, now that you're in town, should we go out to dinner? Yes. Do you guys have 60 00:03:14,300 --> 00:03:17,040 place you usually go? Buddy, we haven't been out to dinner since the Disney 61 00:03:17,040 --> 00:03:18,080 princesses were white. 62 00:03:18,700 --> 00:03:21,020 Besides, baby, I could really use some man time. 63 00:03:21,260 --> 00:03:23,420 Turk was surrounded by female energy. 64 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:26,780 He had four daughters, Izzy, Ellie, Sophia, and Nora. 65 00:03:27,520 --> 00:03:28,960 Izzy, Vito, take care of Bella Bella. 66 00:03:29,300 --> 00:03:31,220 Daddy, why don't I have a nickname? 67 00:03:31,640 --> 00:03:33,000 Oh, you do, sweetness? 68 00:03:33,380 --> 00:03:34,480 You had an accident. 69 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:38,360 Turk! Fine, have your guys' night out. Yeah. 70 00:03:38,960 --> 00:03:40,280 See you later? See you later, guys. 71 00:03:41,040 --> 00:03:42,040 Ow. 72 00:03:42,900 --> 00:03:46,080 Nostalgia washed over me. The smell of the bleached floors. 73 00:03:46,640 --> 00:03:48,220 The blinding fluorescent lights. 74 00:03:48,560 --> 00:03:51,620 The closet where Elliot and I hid from our very first code. 75 00:03:51,980 --> 00:03:53,520 That's where our love story began. 76 00:03:54,540 --> 00:03:55,540 Tell me right here. 77 00:03:56,400 --> 00:03:57,400 Okay. See? 78 00:03:58,520 --> 00:04:02,200 Oh, my God. J .D. Good God, you're like a blonde ninja. 79 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:05,140 What the frick? Why are you here? Oh, by the way, our marriage didn't make it. I 80 00:04:05,140 --> 00:04:08,600 have a patient. I'll be gone soon. I promise. Your promises mean just about 81 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:09,600 much as... 82 00:04:16,200 --> 00:04:19,620 We agreed in couples counseling that in order to have a healthy post -divorce 83 00:04:19,620 --> 00:04:23,000 life, we need to respect each other's faith. I hate couples counseling. Could 84 00:04:23,000 --> 00:04:25,920 you please be mindful of your tone to avoid negative patterns for our 85 00:04:26,080 --> 00:04:27,560 I love couples counseling. 86 00:04:27,780 --> 00:04:30,600 Look, J .D., I've really been working on myself, okay? I've been lighting a 87 00:04:30,600 --> 00:04:33,720 candle for every resentment I had about our marriage and floating them across 88 00:04:33,720 --> 00:04:37,240 the pond at Winston Park. I'm in a good place. I don't want to backslide. I 89 00:04:37,240 --> 00:04:40,500 can't just light all those candles again. It was really cold, and I got a 90 00:04:40,500 --> 00:04:41,500 for scaring the ducks. 91 00:04:44,580 --> 00:04:45,580 There's my gal. 92 00:04:46,170 --> 00:04:47,170 Oh, goodness, Jonathan. 93 00:04:47,850 --> 00:04:51,950 They've got teenagers working here. Those are just interns, Mrs. Brooks. 94 00:04:52,630 --> 00:04:57,790 Okay, your labs look fine. I think you're just dehydrated. Who admitted 95 00:04:57,790 --> 00:05:00,050 did. Oh, can I ask why? 96 00:05:00,370 --> 00:05:01,109 No judgment. 97 00:05:01,110 --> 00:05:01,869 None taken. 98 00:05:01,870 --> 00:05:04,270 I admitted her because I'm a good doctor. 99 00:05:04,570 --> 00:05:05,590 Oh, Dr. 100 00:05:05,950 --> 00:05:10,030 Park, is it? When doctors fight in front of a patient, they always try to make 101 00:05:10,030 --> 00:05:14,890 it sound friendly. These labs are normal for a woman of her age? If it helps, I 102 00:05:14,890 --> 00:05:19,810 could... explained to you what all these fancy numbers mean. It's so nice to 103 00:05:19,810 --> 00:05:24,350 meet an incredibly stupid person. Her abdominal pain suggests ischemic bowel. 104 00:05:24,470 --> 00:05:27,230 No, all she needs is hydration and emollient laxatives. 105 00:05:28,150 --> 00:05:32,030 And there he was, the chief of medicine, my mentor. 106 00:05:32,410 --> 00:05:34,490 At least he couldn't call me newbie anymore. 107 00:05:34,830 --> 00:05:37,250 What can I do for you there, oldie? Damn it. 108 00:05:37,890 --> 00:05:38,729 Perry, Dr. 109 00:05:38,730 --> 00:05:41,870 Park here needs to know that my medical expertise is on par with his. 110 00:05:42,130 --> 00:05:46,630 Well, now, Dr. Park graduated top of his class at Stanford, whereas your current 111 00:05:46,630 --> 00:05:50,530 claim to fame is handing out erections like tiny hot dogs at a bar mitzvah. 112 00:05:50,850 --> 00:05:52,950 We'll run a blood gas on her and see who's right. 113 00:05:53,750 --> 00:05:54,750 Dr. 114 00:05:57,370 --> 00:05:58,370 Park is teaching me Korean. 115 00:05:58,510 --> 00:06:00,830 Did I hear my name in there? No. Walk with me. 116 00:06:01,050 --> 00:06:04,350 I, uh, heard about the divorce. Sorry about that. Also... 117 00:06:04,960 --> 00:06:09,200 I'm thankful I won $5 off of Nickhead. I took the under. 118 00:06:09,880 --> 00:06:11,560 Actually, it is good to see you. 119 00:06:12,080 --> 00:06:15,360 I miss the days when you were an intern. Oh, you don't have to say that. I knew 120 00:06:15,360 --> 00:06:18,920 it. He's about to ask you to play golf at his fancy private club. Damn it. Why 121 00:06:18,920 --> 00:06:20,140 did you only learn the mini kind? 122 00:06:20,380 --> 00:06:22,080 Get a load of this motley crew. 123 00:06:27,160 --> 00:06:28,260 No, no, no. Sorry. 124 00:06:28,650 --> 00:06:31,270 I am not sure how to teach these kids. 125 00:06:31,550 --> 00:06:34,210 I can't work them crazy hours or even abuse them anymore. 126 00:06:34,430 --> 00:06:38,270 And that's a bad thing. Exactly. I wasn't sure if you'd get that. I am now 127 00:06:38,270 --> 00:06:42,990 supposed to watch every word that comes out of my mouth because apparently they 128 00:06:42,990 --> 00:06:44,910 are all fragile little Christmas ornaments. 129 00:06:45,590 --> 00:06:46,590 Case in point. 130 00:06:47,510 --> 00:06:48,510 Tick tock tock. 131 00:06:48,680 --> 00:06:53,600 Oh, hey, Dr. Cox. Tomorrow, I am going to perform a central line placement, and 132 00:06:53,600 --> 00:06:56,800 it would just be fabulous if you could come in early and observe. 133 00:06:57,080 --> 00:07:00,380 I'm good. I just watched one on YouTube like two days ago. It slapped. 134 00:07:00,740 --> 00:07:01,740 Do you know Dr. Randy? 135 00:07:01,780 --> 00:07:05,080 He's my favorite creator. He breaks down procedures while doing bedtime ASMR. 136 00:07:05,220 --> 00:07:08,700 It'll give you really graphic dreams. I'll send it to you. You're gonna die. I 137 00:07:08,700 --> 00:07:12,580 will die if you send it to me, because then I'll just have to murder you. And 138 00:07:12,580 --> 00:07:17,000 with all these witnesses, I think it's pretty safe to assume they'll give me 139 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:18,000 chair. 140 00:07:18,350 --> 00:07:23,510 Dr. Cox, I'm going to need you to go ahead and bring it down. 141 00:07:23,930 --> 00:07:27,110 Work -life balance is a core principle of our wellness program. 142 00:07:27,370 --> 00:07:31,290 Now, if you can't embrace that, then you'll have to join me at my sensitivity 143 00:07:31,290 --> 00:07:32,290 training workshop. 144 00:07:32,750 --> 00:07:33,750 Don't I get three strikes? 145 00:07:33,970 --> 00:07:35,090 You have 900 strikes. 146 00:07:37,650 --> 00:07:39,550 Woman's like the damn feelings police. 147 00:07:41,210 --> 00:07:42,210 Feelings police? 148 00:07:43,470 --> 00:07:46,470 Go change your shirt. You look chubby in that. 149 00:07:49,860 --> 00:07:51,740 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 150 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:55,940 You know he's insecure about his body. Thank you. He's just not ready to show 151 00:07:55,940 --> 00:07:57,000 you his vulnerability yet. 152 00:07:57,280 --> 00:08:00,080 Wow. You're really in touch with male feelings. 153 00:08:00,540 --> 00:08:02,060 Then you think I became a feelings cop. 154 00:08:02,680 --> 00:08:04,160 What the hell? 155 00:08:06,660 --> 00:08:08,560 I could help so many people. 156 00:08:12,540 --> 00:08:14,780 Hey. Good morning, sir. 157 00:08:16,540 --> 00:08:18,520 Dr. Chapstick is flirting with you? 158 00:08:18,810 --> 00:08:19,830 I don't know. I'm never sure. 159 00:08:20,090 --> 00:08:23,490 Last Thursday, he did tell me that he thought I had a cute burp. Dark 160 00:08:24,010 --> 00:08:26,070 Yeah, he totally wants to get on that flat ass. 161 00:08:26,490 --> 00:08:30,630 I had planned to accidentally burp to near him the other day, but then J .D. 162 00:08:30,630 --> 00:08:33,230 threw me off my game. Stop worrying about J .D. here. 163 00:08:34,429 --> 00:08:37,210 Chug half of that and go launch a cute burp into that man's face. 164 00:08:38,049 --> 00:08:39,049 Hey. 165 00:08:42,669 --> 00:08:43,629 Hey, guys. 166 00:08:43,630 --> 00:08:45,730 I cannot believe I wasted that on you. 167 00:08:46,380 --> 00:08:47,460 I actually missed those. 168 00:08:47,820 --> 00:08:50,800 Hey, by the way, if you can get out of here early, we can hit the happy hour 169 00:08:50,800 --> 00:08:51,920 that has those awesome free wings. 170 00:08:52,280 --> 00:08:56,020 Tashana, can you go see if there's an open OR? You know our diabetic guy, Mr. 171 00:08:56,140 --> 00:08:58,460 Kiefer. Let's move his toe amputation up to now. 172 00:08:58,760 --> 00:08:59,800 On it, Dr. Turk. 173 00:09:00,140 --> 00:09:01,800 I'll tell the patient there's a free wing issue. 174 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,200 Well, don't do that. Don't mention the wings, please. Don't do that. No, no. 175 00:09:05,240 --> 00:09:09,220 Just one more test, and if the results are what I think they are, I should be 176 00:09:09,220 --> 00:09:11,440 able to get you out of here today, all right? Oh, thank goodness. 177 00:09:11,780 --> 00:09:12,699 Hold it. 178 00:09:12,700 --> 00:09:16,780 Can you babysit these for a minute, please? I need to go count to ten. This 179 00:09:16,780 --> 00:09:20,280 asked if he could shut his eyes while I place a central line. 180 00:09:20,640 --> 00:09:23,500 Admittedly, I do still get a little woozy around some procedures. All 181 00:09:23,500 --> 00:09:24,840 procedures. All procedures. Oh. 182 00:09:25,800 --> 00:09:29,300 Okay, well, let's start by introducing yourself. This is Mrs. Brooks. 183 00:09:29,500 --> 00:09:33,500 I'm Dr. Green. I believe kindness is the best medicine. Actually, medicine is 184 00:09:33,500 --> 00:09:36,300 the best medicine. You're going to get an arterial blood gas on Mrs. Brooks. 185 00:09:36,460 --> 00:09:39,700 He's going to do it? I'm going to puke if I do it. I don't want him puking on 186 00:09:39,700 --> 00:09:41,840 me. If he pukes, I'll puke. No one is puking. 187 00:09:42,140 --> 00:09:43,140 Okay, you got this. 188 00:09:48,880 --> 00:09:49,880 Mm -mm. 189 00:09:50,160 --> 00:09:51,160 Mm -mm. 190 00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:53,140 Oh, my God, this is humiliating. 191 00:09:53,620 --> 00:09:56,720 Captain Bedside's facing that way. Yeah, I think that's probably for the best. 192 00:09:57,060 --> 00:10:00,060 Now, don't be overconfident. Finding the radio artery can be tricky. 193 00:10:00,260 --> 00:10:01,260 I'm in. 194 00:10:01,360 --> 00:10:03,240 Nice job, Blake. You made that look handsome. 195 00:10:03,460 --> 00:10:05,000 Easy. Easy does it. 196 00:10:06,540 --> 00:10:08,340 I got to admit, I miss teaching. 197 00:10:09,140 --> 00:10:13,340 That's what this place is all about. Dr. Turk, maybe I could close? 198 00:10:13,660 --> 00:10:14,660 No, just watch. 199 00:10:15,320 --> 00:10:19,420 Okay. Damn, I wish this guy would just die all at once instead of in tiny 200 00:10:19,420 --> 00:10:20,420 pieces. 201 00:10:23,280 --> 00:10:26,400 I don't know how much more I can take of this, but I'm not going to let him 202 00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:28,400 crush my spirit. We can't let Dr. 203 00:10:28,620 --> 00:10:29,620 Bummer break us. 204 00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:32,180 See, this is what I really miss. The hot guy. 205 00:10:33,020 --> 00:10:36,400 Who's Dr. Bummer? I don't know. The mother guy. Definitely not your best 206 00:10:36,640 --> 00:10:37,640 Turk's not a bummer. 207 00:10:37,770 --> 00:10:41,170 He's the worst. There's no way. And if he's ever in a bad mood, all you gotta 208 00:10:41,170 --> 00:10:42,170 is go, What's up? 209 00:10:42,570 --> 00:10:44,650 And he'll die laughing. I swear. Try it. 210 00:10:44,950 --> 00:10:45,829 What's that? 211 00:10:45,830 --> 00:10:46,830 Go practice. 212 00:10:47,630 --> 00:10:50,050 Do you know Turk's interns call him Dr. 213 00:10:50,250 --> 00:10:53,850 Bummer? Well, I mean, I'm sure you know how dark Turk's been at work lately. 214 00:10:54,250 --> 00:10:57,150 Just nod like you do. And he refuses to talk about it. 215 00:10:57,390 --> 00:10:58,670 Y 'all talking about Dr. Turk? 216 00:10:59,230 --> 00:11:00,230 If so, 217 00:11:00,570 --> 00:11:01,549 where's that? 218 00:11:01,550 --> 00:11:02,550 Even Hooch knows? 219 00:11:05,720 --> 00:11:07,840 Is he still crazy? He's gotten worse. 220 00:11:08,060 --> 00:11:11,420 Doctor. Just what I wanted to see. 221 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:15,880 Hey, Seabear. I was right about my patient. 222 00:11:16,120 --> 00:11:19,840 Want to come watch me rub it in Dr. Cox's face like the good old days? You 223 00:11:19,840 --> 00:11:22,540 I do. Hey, but you know what? You should chew a big wad of gum. 224 00:11:22,760 --> 00:11:26,880 You always look tough when you chew gum. I do look tough when I chew gum. I hope 225 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:28,020 they have berry blasts. 226 00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:31,400 Excuse me, Doctor. 227 00:11:32,240 --> 00:11:34,640 My wife's outside in the car throwing up. 228 00:11:35,050 --> 00:11:37,550 It might just be the stomach flu, but... So you're going to have to go to the 229 00:11:37,550 --> 00:11:38,550 ER? 230 00:11:38,590 --> 00:11:41,770 If we go to the ER, we're going to be crushed with bills. 231 00:11:42,550 --> 00:11:46,570 I think we'll just wait in the car in case it gets worse, but could you just 232 00:11:46,570 --> 00:11:51,570 take a quick look at her? Look, man, you can't order health care from your car, 233 00:11:51,710 --> 00:11:54,250 okay? It's a hospital, not a Wendy's. 234 00:11:54,550 --> 00:11:55,550 Sorry. 235 00:11:56,050 --> 00:11:59,130 You didn't have to be so hush. If you want to go help them, help them. 236 00:11:59,450 --> 00:12:01,110 You're going to get fired, but I think we'll all live. 237 00:12:02,030 --> 00:12:03,030 Go, Kim. 238 00:12:03,130 --> 00:12:04,130 It's Sam. 239 00:12:05,320 --> 00:12:07,220 A word, Perry? Yeah, a word, Perry. 240 00:12:07,780 --> 00:12:11,620 So it turns out that Mrs. Brooks' blood gas... I can't understand a word you're 241 00:12:11,620 --> 00:12:14,120 saying. I know, because the club has too much bubba. I can't control it. The 242 00:12:14,120 --> 00:12:15,700 berry's blasting all over my mouth. Give it to me. 243 00:12:16,360 --> 00:12:17,119 Go ahead. 244 00:12:17,120 --> 00:12:21,280 Mrs. Brooks' blood gas came back. She's not acidotic. Dr. Park, you were wrong. 245 00:12:21,420 --> 00:12:25,440 Your boy botched it. Well, my boy here needs the burn unit because he's on 246 00:12:25,640 --> 00:12:26,820 You both owe me an apology. 247 00:12:27,100 --> 00:12:28,700 I'd rather self -circumcise. 248 00:12:30,280 --> 00:12:31,280 Come. 249 00:12:31,520 --> 00:12:33,480 You two idiots are perfect for each other. 250 00:12:33,740 --> 00:12:34,800 He's not wrong, by the way. 251 00:12:35,280 --> 00:12:37,900 I might as well have asked him. Yeah, would have. Let's get wings. 252 00:12:38,560 --> 00:12:40,240 You look so tough right now. 253 00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:44,540 That went so well with Dr. Cox, I decided to press my luck. 254 00:12:45,020 --> 00:12:47,520 What's been going on with you, man? I'm hearing you're in a rough place. 255 00:12:47,860 --> 00:12:48,739 Nah, that's nothing. 256 00:12:48,740 --> 00:12:52,100 Your interns call you Dr. Bummer. You know, I really don't want to talk about 257 00:12:52,100 --> 00:12:54,480 right now. I just want to go out and blow off some steam. 258 00:12:55,660 --> 00:12:57,040 Actually, Turk, just hold on one second. 259 00:12:57,340 --> 00:12:59,560 Oh, boy. Come on, man. What is up? 260 00:13:00,400 --> 00:13:01,400 I'm burnt out. 261 00:13:02,580 --> 00:13:07,040 Okay? My patient today is a perfect example. Once he heals, he's going to 262 00:13:07,040 --> 00:13:09,240 my advice and go right back to drinking and eating garbage. 263 00:13:09,820 --> 00:13:14,180 And I'll keep removing body parts until he eventually dies on my table. And his 264 00:13:14,180 --> 00:13:15,860 family will ask me, why couldn't you do more? 265 00:13:16,460 --> 00:13:19,180 You know, back in the day when you were here, we could at least get up on the 266 00:13:19,180 --> 00:13:23,100 roof and laugh the day off with a couple of beers, but... 267 00:13:23,100 --> 00:13:27,420 Can't do that anymore, can we? 268 00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:30,800 There's no joy. 269 00:13:31,340 --> 00:13:32,340 None. 270 00:13:33,290 --> 00:13:35,410 Why haven't you told me this? I could have been there for you. 271 00:13:36,090 --> 00:13:40,950 I don't think you could relate to what I'm going through anyway. I mean, you 272 00:13:40,950 --> 00:13:42,090 write scripts in the suburbs. 273 00:13:44,010 --> 00:13:46,030 I don't feel like going out anymore. I'm going to go home. 274 00:13:46,990 --> 00:13:47,990 Turk! 275 00:13:49,270 --> 00:13:50,270 What's up? 276 00:13:51,370 --> 00:13:52,370 Not tonight, J .D. 277 00:13:53,670 --> 00:13:54,830 You okay? 278 00:13:55,570 --> 00:13:56,790 No. Good. 279 00:13:57,790 --> 00:14:01,410 Did you at least discharge my patient? Dr. Cox wants me to keep her for another 280 00:14:01,410 --> 00:14:02,410 night. 281 00:14:02,670 --> 00:14:03,670 Toodles. 282 00:14:04,530 --> 00:14:05,610 Are you kidding me? 283 00:14:08,450 --> 00:14:12,750 I was doing my best angry walk because after Turk told me he was going home 284 00:14:12,750 --> 00:14:15,870 night, I heard he went out with someone else. What the hell, man? 285 00:14:16,070 --> 00:14:17,070 You went out with a Todd? 286 00:14:17,250 --> 00:14:19,950 I knew with you it would be therapy. I didn't want to go deep. The Todd really 287 00:14:19,950 --> 00:14:20,950 likes to go deep. 288 00:14:21,970 --> 00:14:23,130 With consent, Five. 289 00:14:26,360 --> 00:14:29,980 Hey, Carla, if you were planning on having sex with Turk tonight, don't. He 290 00:14:29,980 --> 00:14:33,700 doesn't deserve it. She's not. They're sex nights Thursday. Stop telling 291 00:14:33,700 --> 00:14:35,280 everyone what to do. Elliot. 292 00:14:35,540 --> 00:14:37,780 What? I didn't even mention that you do it in the minivan because of the kids. 293 00:14:38,220 --> 00:14:42,520 Oh, I'm sorry. I've just been a little bit tense because someone decided to 294 00:14:42,520 --> 00:14:44,020 J .D.'s patient here a little bit longer. 295 00:14:44,220 --> 00:14:48,360 Why is J .D. being here so very hard on you? Aren't you the one who ended the 296 00:14:48,360 --> 00:14:50,120 marriage? Where did you hear that? 297 00:14:50,340 --> 00:14:51,340 Who can say? 298 00:14:51,380 --> 00:14:52,400 Carla. Barbie. 299 00:14:53,240 --> 00:14:56,800 Carla and I have been sharing secrets since before you and your sorority 300 00:14:56,800 --> 00:15:00,460 were in Panama City flashing the cameras for Girls Gone Wild. 301 00:15:00,700 --> 00:15:03,780 I was told they would be pixelated. Elliot isn't a lot of pain, okay? 302 00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:08,640 Okay. Ah, yes. In the history of relationships, it has always been 303 00:15:08,640 --> 00:15:09,640 the one who ends it. 304 00:15:11,960 --> 00:15:14,600 Well, I'm not being a jerk, am I? No, sweetie. 305 00:15:17,020 --> 00:15:18,020 It's gonna be fine. 306 00:15:22,160 --> 00:15:26,080 The second I saw Dr. Cox, I turned my angry walk right back on. 307 00:15:26,760 --> 00:15:30,320 Why is Mrs. Brooks still here? Why do you have the physique of a menopausal 308 00:15:30,320 --> 00:15:32,200 lesbian? Whoa, too mean. 309 00:15:32,480 --> 00:15:33,700 Not now, oldie. 310 00:15:34,680 --> 00:15:35,780 This is frustrating. 311 00:15:36,560 --> 00:15:41,020 You gave me the impression that you were able to place a central line since you 312 00:15:41,020 --> 00:15:46,560 learned from your... Dr. Randy, was it? Yeah, but he was really chill and you're 313 00:15:46,560 --> 00:15:48,120 giving mean football coach vibes? 314 00:15:48,340 --> 00:15:49,259 Miss Tosh. 315 00:15:49,260 --> 00:15:51,440 And you'll notice I'm not saying Dr. 316 00:15:51,700 --> 00:15:52,700 Tosh. Dr. Cox? 317 00:15:55,420 --> 00:15:56,420 Oh. 318 00:15:57,520 --> 00:15:58,520 Thank you. 319 00:15:58,580 --> 00:15:59,580 You know. 320 00:16:00,360 --> 00:16:06,480 It used to be see one, do one, teach one. Alas, now it is see one, see one, 321 00:16:06,480 --> 00:16:11,360 one, see one, see one more. Call your therapist. Talk about how it felt to see 322 00:16:11,360 --> 00:16:16,440 one. Decide that seeing one is just too triggering. Take a Xanax to calm down, 323 00:16:16,560 --> 00:16:19,060 an Adderall to lock in, and finally... 324 00:16:19,680 --> 00:16:23,440 Focus enough to be able to write about the whole ordeal in your dream journal. 325 00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:28,060 Of course, if your dream is to be a mediocre doctor, mission accomplished. 326 00:16:28,060 --> 00:16:32,480 by all means, hang on to the scrubs. Maybe use them for Halloween, because 327 00:16:32,480 --> 00:16:35,080 you're damn sure not going to be using them around here much longer. 328 00:16:35,420 --> 00:16:36,640 Okay, I'll see you Saturday. 329 00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:38,120 Worth it. 330 00:16:39,660 --> 00:16:40,660 Feelings, please. 331 00:16:41,160 --> 00:16:44,060 What? Oh, it's this little song I hear in my head whenever I see you. 332 00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:45,380 Oh, I love it. 333 00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:46,960 Feelings, please. 334 00:16:47,220 --> 00:16:48,220 You got it. 335 00:16:50,300 --> 00:16:51,640 Hey, you can do this. 336 00:16:51,980 --> 00:16:55,060 Guide that finder needle into the jugular. And she's going to nick that 337 00:16:55,240 --> 00:16:57,360 No, she's not. She's not nicking anything. You got this, Jim. 338 00:17:01,620 --> 00:17:02,620 It's on my face. 339 00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:04,200 No. 340 00:17:05,560 --> 00:17:06,560 No, no, no. 341 00:17:07,740 --> 00:17:09,200 Why don't you go take a couple, okay? 342 00:17:09,440 --> 00:17:11,280 Five, ten, fifteen, whatever you need. 343 00:17:13,020 --> 00:17:14,020 It's on. 344 00:17:14,560 --> 00:17:15,560 And she did it. 345 00:17:18,160 --> 00:17:20,660 And only one person wasn't psyched for her. 346 00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:22,200 Hey, Blake. 347 00:17:23,119 --> 00:17:24,119 Just a little advice. 348 00:17:24,880 --> 00:17:28,680 You can't keep alienating everyone, okay? This job is really rough. You're 349 00:17:28,680 --> 00:17:29,619 to need people. 350 00:17:29,620 --> 00:17:33,020 Well, I'm not a kid like them, so don't worry about me. I'll be fine. 351 00:17:33,380 --> 00:17:34,720 Not if nobody has your back. 352 00:17:35,340 --> 00:17:36,340 Trust me. 353 00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:38,400 Gotta go. 354 00:17:42,220 --> 00:17:43,520 That's why I kept you patient here. 355 00:17:45,220 --> 00:17:46,220 I'm sorry, what? 356 00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:47,600 To keep you here. 357 00:17:50,080 --> 00:17:52,860 You needed a reminder of how very good you are at what you do. 358 00:17:54,320 --> 00:17:58,740 Getting her through that procedure, that inspiring nonsense you just said to 359 00:17:58,740 --> 00:18:01,080 that gorgeous young man. I can't do that. 360 00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:04,360 I want you to come back. 361 00:18:05,720 --> 00:18:06,920 Are you messing with me? 362 00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:08,200 No. 363 00:18:09,260 --> 00:18:10,260 Come back. 364 00:18:10,580 --> 00:18:11,580 Make a difference. 365 00:18:12,860 --> 00:18:14,040 At least give it some thought. 366 00:18:17,790 --> 00:18:20,810 Dr. Dorian, can I talk to you? 367 00:18:24,010 --> 00:18:26,410 I'm about to go into surgery. What the hell are you guys doing? All right, 368 00:18:26,410 --> 00:18:30,650 Tasha, tell them what you told me. Well, Dr. Turk, the reason I chose this 369 00:18:30,650 --> 00:18:31,810 hospital was because of you. 370 00:18:32,490 --> 00:18:35,010 Hey, all I kept hearing was how great Dr. Turk is. 371 00:18:35,990 --> 00:18:38,390 You're like the only other black surgeon in this place. 372 00:18:38,830 --> 00:18:44,090 Hey, the rest of them just got, like, cold play on loop in the OR and say 373 00:18:44,090 --> 00:18:45,350 like, wow, you're so articulate. 374 00:18:47,340 --> 00:18:48,900 I guess I just thought you'd be my guy. 375 00:18:49,680 --> 00:18:50,680 Great job. 376 00:18:50,920 --> 00:18:53,420 Now we leave so he can feel horrible about himself. 377 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:54,840 No, Tashauna, you stay. 378 00:18:55,400 --> 00:18:56,940 You're going to close. Are you good with that? 379 00:18:58,340 --> 00:18:59,740 Yeah, sure. Yeah, no problem. 380 00:19:06,840 --> 00:19:10,660 Oh, and Tashauna, this brother likes Coldplay, too. 381 00:19:22,380 --> 00:19:26,540 I had no idea what to do about Dr. Cox's job offer, so I decided to sleep on it. 382 00:19:27,300 --> 00:19:30,640 Sometimes when you feel a little lost, the world gives you a sign. 383 00:19:32,020 --> 00:19:33,420 It's just not always a good one. 384 00:19:35,200 --> 00:19:36,179 What's the status? 385 00:19:36,180 --> 00:19:38,460 She's found unresponsive in her car. Heart attack. 386 00:19:38,920 --> 00:19:41,140 We're trying, but she's gone. 387 00:19:44,400 --> 00:19:45,760 Why couldn't you have helped us? 388 00:19:49,800 --> 00:19:52,040 I had seen these moments too many times. 389 00:19:52,820 --> 00:19:54,220 You just said it was a stomachache. 390 00:19:54,800 --> 00:19:57,020 You can't get through them on your own. 391 00:20:02,940 --> 00:20:03,940 This wasn't your fault. 392 00:20:05,640 --> 00:20:06,840 Could have happened to any one of us. 393 00:20:07,120 --> 00:20:09,940 It would have taken me one minute to just walk out there and check on her and 394 00:20:09,940 --> 00:20:11,280 now she's dead because I didn't walk outside. 395 00:20:12,220 --> 00:20:13,340 I should have done something. 396 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:23,800 And like that, I knew what my decision was. 397 00:20:25,080 --> 00:20:26,080 Hey. 398 00:20:26,700 --> 00:20:29,560 What are you still doing here? I thought you'd be long gone by now. 399 00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:30,920 I'll take the job. 400 00:20:31,820 --> 00:20:32,820 Oh, I'm quite glad. 401 00:20:33,680 --> 00:20:37,260 Barry, working alongside you will be one of the great honors of my life. 402 00:20:37,500 --> 00:20:38,540 I should have been clear. 403 00:20:39,320 --> 00:20:43,240 You're not going to be working with me. You're going to be me. 404 00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:45,780 You're the new chief of medicine. 405 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:48,540 What? No. 406 00:20:49,560 --> 00:20:50,560 I can't be you. 407 00:20:51,020 --> 00:20:52,020 You're right. 408 00:20:52,620 --> 00:20:53,620 Must be you. 409 00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:58,280 This particular world has passed me by. 410 00:20:58,720 --> 00:21:01,880 You're the only one I trust to do better and try harder. 411 00:21:02,980 --> 00:21:08,140 Perry, I really don't think I... J .D., those interns need somebody to do for 412 00:21:08,140 --> 00:21:09,420 them what I did for you. 413 00:21:10,780 --> 00:21:11,780 Okay? 414 00:21:13,860 --> 00:21:15,880 Dr. Park really wanted this job. 415 00:21:16,440 --> 00:21:20,120 And his hatred for you is going to burn quite hot. 416 00:21:20,400 --> 00:21:25,820 And that thought will keep me warm at night. 417 00:21:29,680 --> 00:21:30,860 I've never been a boss. 418 00:21:32,480 --> 00:21:34,160 I've never even run a lemonade stand. 419 00:21:34,600 --> 00:21:39,100 But one thing's for sure, I can't do this all on my own. 420 00:21:46,360 --> 00:21:50,650 You know, I read in the New York Times that there's such a male loneliness 421 00:21:50,650 --> 00:21:54,550 epidemic that some guys are actually calling their friends at night to say 422 00:21:54,550 --> 00:21:56,030 goodnight. That's crazy. 423 00:21:57,470 --> 00:22:02,630 And now, do you think it would be cool... Not a shot in the dark. I don't 424 00:22:02,630 --> 00:22:03,630 to do it either. 425 00:22:04,090 --> 00:22:06,710 Maybe once a week. 426 00:22:08,550 --> 00:22:09,610 Wednesday it is.